Crazy dream

Three games
Friday, September 30, 2005

Three games separate the playoffs and fishing. Its down to a best of three and the winner gets crowned the division champ. As I type, the score is 1-1. Sox need to win all three to clinch the division and the Yanks need to win two. I want the Yankees to win! They've had it harder this season having to lose more games to the Devilrays than to the Sox. They lost half of their starting rotation to injuries. The season started with Johnson, Mussina, Pavano, Wright and Brown as their starting rotation. They gone through almost twenty different starters since opening day. Now they're down to Johnson, Mussina, Small, Chacon, and Wang, the latter three being the saviors of the season. Money can't buy you everything that's for sure. If that was true, then they would be up by ten games on the Red Sox right now. Wishful thinking, ain't it. We can't complain. They're still alive, at least for the next three games.

posted by Toto @ 4:27 PM
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This is so funny!
Friday, September 09, 2005

I got this from a friend. Hope you'll like it! I did.

There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00. The next day at 8:45 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men march down the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.! The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," He says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...... "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

posted by Toto @ 10:54 PM
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Why can't you defeat the Devil Rays
Thursday, September 08, 2005

I don't understand why the Yankees can't beat the Devil Rays! They have the worst record in their division but the Yankees have lost 11 and won 5 against them. This is so frustrating. If they had won all of those 10 games, they would be first in their division now. That's not the case. Its pissing the hell out of me. They used to own them but not this year. Cleveland is top the wild card standing by half a game. They still have a chance but they're not helping themselves. Must-wins can't be against the Devil Rays. I just hope they do well against the Red Sox this weekend. If not, they can kiss their playoff hopes out of the window. So much for owning the American League East.

posted by Toto @ 7:05 PM
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So I got into an accident....
Wednesday, September 07, 2005

So I got into an accident yesterday. My neck still hurts from the whiplash and my chest hurts from the seatbelt. I took Tata to school and I went around the school so I could take the street up North to the freeway. This guy, in a 99 Acura CL decided that his car was faster than mine and that he could make a left against me. Everyone does that. I do it a lot too, but not when you're ten feet away from the car heading the opposite direction. On a two-way street with a middle turning lane, where was I supposed to go. I tried to stop but his car was too fast for his own good. We collided! Well actually, it was more like this - he hit my car and I could not avoid him. My airbags popped. So I got out to see if he was ok since I didn't feel like I broke anything. He said he was ok but his ear were ringing. It was probably his brain yelling at him to give the 2001 Accord right of way. It could have been the rave party music he attended the night before. He looked like he had just gotten up from his five minute post-Labor day nap. He had the nerve to scream at me and that I had hit him. If he was watching too many Initial D and Fast and the Furious DVDs, maybe he would have realized that those stunts only happen in anime and the movies. No one, outside a controlled situation, should attempt a left against traffic without ample spacing or if your car has VTOL. I'm just glad no one was hurt and that no one hit me from behind. The lessons to learn are - take a shower before you drive in the morning. Wash your face, at least. Buckle up and don't do Acid, LSD or anything illegal, period. Thank God no one was hurt or worse yet, killed. That would bug me for the rest of my life. Drive safe everyone!

posted by Toto @ 9:18 AM
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The 40 Year-Old Transporter....
Sunday, September 04, 2005

The 40 Year-Old Virgin and Transporter 2 were the last two movies I watched. The "virgin" was a laugh. I haven't watched something as funny since Eurotrip. The Transporter 2 was a surprise though. I brought Ta with me not expecting anything. She liked the movie. That was the surprise there. All I can say is, I'm waiting for the DVDs. They'll be part of my collection. There haven't been that many decent movies this year. Its a bummer to check the listings and not find one with decent ratings. As a Harry Potter fan, I'm waiting for the 4th movie that comes out this November. Can't wait.

posted by Toto @ 11:13 AM
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